Alaya F goes fishing. See how she swipes on these common dating-app bios
ByKarishma Kuenzang
Apr 19, 2024 04:44 PM IST
How much can you decode from a man’s dating profile? We got actor Alaya F to suss out bios and tell us how to spot a creep from a keeper, via just a few lines
Surely, the dating-app bio is the literary art form of our time. A whole personality squeezed into a few upbeat lines. Hobbies are played up (I travel! I eat! I spend Sunday recovering from Saturday night!). Anxieties are played down (I’m tall... enough! I’m not too needy! I can take a joke!). Some throw in a bonus: A pop-culture reference, a pun, a possibly stolen playlist. Some, seal their own fates, opening with a joke that’s so off-colour, there’s no need to read on.
Actor Alaya F, 26 and single, on what it takes to make someone dateable in 2024. (Photographed by Alaya F; Styled by Sheefaj Gilani, assisted by Jhanvi Khatwani. Make-up by Mitali Vakil; hair by Souravv Roy. Outfit by Massimo Dutti, Amritraj Bora; jewellery by Viangevintage.)
In an episode of The Bold Type, Jane, Kat and Sutton use an app and pick each other’s dates.The worst conversation starter is, “So, do you like cheese?”, made iconic in She’s The Man (2006).Alaya says she’d prefer dating a quiet man, because she is extroverted.Anyone who opens with “Hello, my future wife” deserves a coffee thrown in his face, like in Mismatched.Ice breakers to avoid on dating apps.